I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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