All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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