It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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