i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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