i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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