Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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