just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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