nut hugger
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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