But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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