we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You have to summon your inner elephant
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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