Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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