He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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