I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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