you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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