Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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