I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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