Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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