I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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