Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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