I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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