Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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