Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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