I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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