I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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