I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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