She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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