i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
