So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
