we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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