i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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