Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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