if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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