So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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