I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I fill condoms, not promises.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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