that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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