He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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