That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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