So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
