I wannas sexs uuuuu
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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