we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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