Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
