i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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