I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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