It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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