Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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