Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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