No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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