You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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