After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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