Dual....:-)
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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