When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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