you would pick up someone in the library
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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