You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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