After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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