Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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