things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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