good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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