is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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