I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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